he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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