We're like a lot better than the average bears
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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