the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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