This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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