You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
