is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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