One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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