You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
send nudes
from the living room?
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