I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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