why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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