I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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