Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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