apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize