4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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