Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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