I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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