As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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