Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I need a burrito and a hug.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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