I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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