Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
