I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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