you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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