So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
one two three fourrrrnication!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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