"it" just moved
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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