what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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