I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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