i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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