he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
40s are totally the cure
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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