whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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