I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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