he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you would pick up someone in the library
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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