If i come over, it means nothing
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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