the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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