Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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