Swine flu. Run for my life!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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