You surviving the open bar?
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ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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