I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
