AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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