i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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