sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.