Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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