More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least