Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.