you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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