i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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