Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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