Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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