Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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