What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Dear god my vagina.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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