i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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