i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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