hotel room ftw
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I want to make a zoo with you.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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