Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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