let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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