So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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