so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
