I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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