he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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