ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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